Vanity Fair and then I'm DONE
So I will confess a photography bucket list item–getting just one of my images published in Vanity Fair is a bucket list item for me. Seriously, I might even hang up the cameras at that point. It doesn’t have to be a cover, I’m not pretending to have the talent of Norman Jean Roy, Mario Testino, Mark Seliger, Art Streiber or Annie Liebowitz. If I could just publish a teeny tiny image somewhere deep in the society section or an editorial piece toward the back.
Until then, I will continue to hone my adequate but growing chops and drool over the glorious imagery and creative processes and teams of the other visual giants who have graced that fine publication over the years. I also always flip to the interview on the back page which follows this Proust Questionnaire format, designed to reveal one’s essence in 35 questions. I am dashing my answers down below in the hopes that one day when the phone rings for my interview I will be pre-vetted and ready. A guy can dream, right?
Santa Barbara Photographer Doug Ellis Answers the Proust Questionnaire
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A shared moment of breathless awe with my girlfriend, ideally in pristine nature.
What is Your Greatest Fear?
Dying alone, especially while trapped in a terminally broken body or mind.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Distractibility and Forgetfulness. Creating clutter and losing things.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
There are no others, but when I pretend there are I can get caught up in insufferable slowness and lack of spatial awareness.
Which living person do you most admire?
Lately I am loving Codie Sanchez, Rich Roll and Mel Robbins.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Probably my camera and lens collection and large cupboard full of supplements and biohacking potions.
What is your current state of mind?
Grateful, streamlined and battened down.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Being a grown up or reasonableness.
On what occasion do you lie?
To duck out of someone trying to loop me into a pity party and/or to protect them from a harsh reality.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
The balding patch on the back of my head and hair where I dont want it.
Which living person do you most despise?
I don’t despise anyone brave enough to stay alive on this planet in these quasi times.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Presence
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Luminance
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Three: Take a snoozer. Give it a whirl. Thats true.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
God in the form of nature, music and silence.
When and where were you happiest?
At our cabin in Steamboat Springs playing in the barn hay loft and listening to old Hopalong Cassidy and Tom T Hall records.
Which talent would you most like to have?
Incredible singing voice
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My reluctance to extend myself/go first/ask for help.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Successfully living in California as a freelancer for 20 years now.
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
Osprey.
Where would you most like to live?
Either here in SB, Melbourne OZ or Carbondale CO.
What is your most treasured possession?
My scrapbooks and picture albums.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Being a burn patient ore believing your thoughts.
What is your favorite occupation?
Rock star or pro surfer.
What is your most marked characteristic?
Unflappability
What do you most value in your friends?
Acceptance and humor
Who are your favorite writers?
EB White, Hunter S Thompson, Mary Oliver, F Scott Fitzgeralt
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Howard Roark of the Fountainhead.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Ram Das or Abraham Lincoln
Who are your heroes in real life?
My girlfriend and my (now departed) dog Baxter
What are your favorite names?
Aquamarine or Topaz. If I was going to rename myself it would be Burch.
What is it that you most dislike?
Being stuck in slow traffic or having to drive over a sketchy exposed bridge where I can’t see the other side.
What is your greatest regret?
Not kissing this other beautiful tourist in the ascending elevator of the Eiffel Tower.
How would you like to die?
Peacefully in the desert or a snowbank, before the vultures or coyotes find me.
What is your motto?
We are one.
